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20 June 2018 @ 06:57 pm
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noah puckerman
01 January 2018 @ 11:27 pm


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noah puckerman
20 December 2011 @ 05:55 pm
[ puckerman's wearing a yarmulke and flipping a box of matches between two hands. it's hanukkah, so he actually dressed up a little. or as much as he could manage, since he doesn't exactly have a charge card to head out and buy clothes with at the moment. ]

So Rachel and I are doing the Hanukkah thing. Any other badass Jews who wanna get in on this are welcome, but you're bringing your own food. And anyone who tries to start anything gets my fist in their face, got it?

[ pause. ]

So yeah. Lemme know if you want in.
 
 
noah puckerman
06 December 2011 @ 04:25 pm
[ oh it's jesse st. james voice. coming from a pcd with puckerman's id number. HOW STRANGE. ]

What the hell kind of sick joke is this?
 
 
noah puckerman
26 November 2011 @ 11:41 pm
[ puckerman just sounds beyond tired. it's voice because he doesn't feel like the whole world seeing the circles under his eyes, concrete proof that noah puckerman's scared of a couple nightmares, of something that can't be real, even if it feels like it is. so hey, here's a voice post. ]

This whole place sucks harder than any of you guys told me when I got here, you know.

[ there's a pause. puck hesitates a moment, as if there's something else he wants to say, and then ends the transmission. ]
 
 
 
noah puckerman
07 November 2011 @ 12:55 am
[ a wild puckerman has appeared on your screens, frowning into the lens for a minute before turning it over in his hands. enjoy the random shots of his shoes and hands while he examines it. ]

Is this some kind of prank? I mean, if I’m dreaming, I’ve pinched myself five times and I’m still not waking up so I doubt it’s a dream. But whatever, the point is, if this is a joke, then I will hunt the responsible asshole down and throw them in the dumpster. Seriously.

Also, my real phone isn’t working, and this crappy thing won’t dial anyone. Not even my mom, so what kind of shitty service plan is it on? My real one better not be broken. I shelled out some big bucks for the touch screen thing and I’ll be pissed if I can’t use it when I get back to reality.

[ a pause. he finally stops flipping the pcd around in his hands and looks into it. ]

So is anyone even listening to me or what?
 
 
noah puckerman
01 November 2011 @ 12:41 am
---COMING SOON